There was a booger up my nose that I couldn't reach with my finger. I found several items around the house I could use to dig it out. I chose a pencil. I stuck up way up my nostril until I noticed something odd. Every time I moved the pencil I would see bright red spots in front of me. The more I moved the pencil, the more spots I saw. Then I twisted the pencil and suddenly complicated equations seemed simple. I twisted it really hard and created an algorithm that predicts when the world will end. April 4, 2012. Sorry.